Ok...ok...I'll do it.

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME (friends name pet, current car)
Shadow Explorer (^_^)

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (fave ice cream flavor, favorite type of shoe, end with izzle)
Coffee Tennizzle (>.> )

3. YOUR NATIVE AMERICAN NAME (favorite color, favorite animal)
Silver Dragon. (XD Aweshum)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, city where you were born)
Joseph Anchorage (Nice)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 of your first name)
Carti (The Hut. XD)

6. SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink)
Black Mountain Dew (Hmmmmm)

7. NASCAR NAME (the first names of your grandparents)
Lawrence Loretta (>< )

8. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME (your 5th grade teacher’s name, a major city that starts with the same letter)
Webster Wichita! (XD)

9. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower)
Winter Rose (Lol)

9. SECRET STRIPPER NAME: (The street you grew up on, and your first pet)
Evergreen Aladdin (0.o)

10. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now)
Blueberry Shorts! (Ohohohowahahahaha!)

11. HIPPIE NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree)
Captain Crunch Birch (Do you know how hard it is, to row a boat with a stick!)

12 . YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (word detective, something in garage)
Detective Junk. (...Yeah...)

13. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name)
Irjo (Sounds like something from Zelda. XD)

14. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Banshee (Haha. XD)

15. NINJA NAME: (First two letters of your first name added with Ruto)
Tiruto (Hmmmm...)

16. PIRATE NAME: (The street you live on now, after the word Captain)
Captain Evergreen (Sailing the seas with environmental fervor!)

Well...that's that. XD